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dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ?
mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam tod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜

 

kuchh to padhee likhee hogee garmee ….

varana itanee digreeyaan lekar kaun ghoomata hai ? 😂😝😂

 

khoon mein tere garmee ,

garmee mein tera khoon ….

oopar sooraj niche dharatee beech mein may aur junai 😂😁

he bhagavaan 😬😝😜

 

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sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai
paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan ,
hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai 😂😝😂

 

teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – jameen par
teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

vaphaadaar to vo log hai jinhonne is baar beejepee ko vot bhee diya aur entee romiyo skvaad ke dande bhee chup chaap kha rahe hai 😂😂😝😜

 

patnee:- ajee sunate ho ? hamaaree shaadee karavaane vaale pandit jee ka dehaant ho gaya 
pati:- ek na ek din to use usake karmon ka phal milana hee tha.😂😂😂😂😝😜😛

 

funny jokes

 

aaj ka sochial maidi
kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale paakistaan ko dhamaka rahe hote hain ki “ab bhee vakt hai sudhar jao”.

 

subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar – “givai mai somai daistroyaid husband”
ek ghanta laga yah samajhane mein ki vah “naashapati ” maang rahee thee.😂😝😂

 

patni so rahee thee, usake pairo ke paas ek naagin kundalee laga ke baithee thee.
pati dheere se bola : das le…. das le….
naagin bolee:
kameene!
charan sparsh karane aaee hoon.
guru hain hamaaree.

 

funny jokes

 

hamaare desh mein keval ek aadamee aisa hai..
jo..
chhangai ke liye akela lad raha hai..
vo hai..
bas kandaktar!! 😀

 

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hasbaind : jab mein tumhe chillaata hu tab tum apana gussa kisape nikalatee ho ??
vaiph : toyalet saaf karake
hasbaind : haahaahaaha, bevakooph aurat vo kaise ?
vaiph : toyalet aapake toothabrash se saaf karatee hu..!!

 

funny jokes

 

kidanaipar: teree beevee mere kabje mein hai, saboot ke taur par do angulee bhej raha hoon.
santa: saboot pakka nahin hai, mundee bhej mundee.

 

hasbaind : jab mein tumhe chillaata hu tab tum apana gussa kisape nikalatee ho ??
vaiph : toyalet saaf karake
hasbaind : haahaahaaha, bevakooph aurat vo kaise ?
vaiph : toyalet aapake toothabrash se saaf karatee hu..!!

 

doktar – aapake teen daant kaise toot gae ?
mareej – patnee ne kadak rotee banaee thee.
doktar – to khaane se inakaar kar dete !
mareej – jee, vahee to kiya tha … !!!

 

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daada (pote se)- teree teechar aa rahee hai, ja chhup ja.
pota-pahale aap chhup jao,
aapakee maut ke bahaane mainne do haphte kee chhuttee le rakhee hai.

 

ek aadamee: bhaiya baal chhote kar do.
naee : kitane chhote kar doon saahab?
aadamee : itane kar do ki beebee ke haatho mein na aa saken.

 

maastar: nadee mein nimboo ke ped se nimboo kaise todoge?
chhotoo: chidiya banakar!
maastar: tujhe chidiya kaun banaega?
chhotoo: jo nadee mein ped lagaega!

 

maidam: bachcho batao sabase jyaada nasha kisame hota hai?
chhotoo: jee kitaab mein!
maidam: vo kaise?
chhotoo: jee kholate hee neend aane lag jaatee hai!

 

skool ke peechhe nadee mein prinsipal doob raha tha!
suresh ne dekha aur jor jor se chillaate huye bhaaga! . . .
kal chhuttee hai! kal chhuttee hai!

 

ek paagal khaalee pepar ko baar-baar choom raha tha.
doosara paagal- ye kya hai?
pahala- lav letar hai.
doosara- magar ye to khaalee hai.
pahala- aaj kal bolachaal band hai.

 

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salamaan khaan ladakee dekhane gaya.
use dekhake ladakee kee maan behosh ho gayee.
hosh aaya to kiseene poochha – “kya hua”?
maan bolee – “24 saal pahale ye ladaka mujhe bhee dekhane aaya tha.”

 

riportar: sar aap dillee mein badh rahe rapai kee ghatanao ko kaise rokoge?
kejaree sar jee:
kuchh nahin jee bas ek din purush baahar nikalege aur dusare din sirph mahilaaye!
what an idai sir ji.

 

aimploy :-sar shart achchhee lag rahee hai aap pe…..!
manejar :- chhuttee nahin milengee…!
employ : sar sirph shart achchhee lag rahee hai muh vaisa hee hai kutte jaisa……!

 

girl – “tum kya kaam karate ho ?”
boy– “hindustan timais mein job karata tha lekin abhee chhod diya …”
girl- “chhod kyoon diya ? kitanee achchhee kampanee to hai ?”
boy– “ab itanee thand mein kaun subah-subah akhabaar baantane jae …!!!”

 

eyar hostes pandit se: sar, kya lenge?
pandit- pooree, sabzee, kheer aur laddoo…
eyar hostes –
sar aap kingafishar ke plen mein baithe hain,
vijay maalya ke shraaddh mein nahin!! 😀 😛

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kisee ka haath thaam ke chhodana nahin,
vaada kisee se kar ke todana nahin,
koee agar tod de dil aapaka to,
bina haath pair tode use chhodana nahin.

 

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laila kee shaadee mein ek laphada ho gaya,
majanoo itana naacha ki langada ho gaya.

 

na too chhat pe aatee na main deevaana hota,
na too patthar maaratee na main kaana hota.

 

jinako ham chunate hain, vo hee hamen dhunate hain,
chaahe beevee ho ya neta, donon kahaan sunate hain!!

 

funny jokes in Hindi

yaaro mere marane ke baad aansoo mat bahaana,
zyaada yaad aae to upar hee chale aana.

 

mere pyaar ko bevaphaee ka inaam de gaee,
mere dil ko apanee yaadon ka paigaam de gaee,
mainne kaha mere dil mein dard hai tere bina,
to vo jaate-jaate “jhandoobaam” de gaee.

 

main aur meree tanhaee…
aksar ye baaten karate hain,
tum hotee to aisa hota…
tum hotee to vaisa hota…
aur agar tum na hotee to…
.
.
.
apane paas bhee paisa hota.

 

funny shayari in hindi

funny shayari

 

meree prem kahaanee ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meree prem kahaanee ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
mene prapoj kiya sms se ,
kamabakht vah usakee shaadee tak pending tha |

 

na jaane kab koee apana rooth jae ,
na jaane kab koee ashk aankhon se chhut jae ,
kuchh pal hamaare saath bhee muskura liya karo e dost,
na jaane kab tumhaare daant toot jae |

 

khushabu ne phoolo ko khaas banaaya,
phoolo ne maalee ko khaas banaaya,
aur kamabakht mohabbat ne,
kitano ko devadaas banaaya |

 

neend aatee hai to ek khvaab aata hai ,
khvaab mein ik ladakee aatee hai aur,
usake peechhe usakaabaap najar aata hai,
phir na neend aatee hai na khvaab aata hai |

 

funny quotes in hindi

kar diya ijahaar-ai-ishk hamane telephon par,
laakh rupaye ki baat thee, par hamane bhee
nipata dee es tee dee vaale ko do roopaye ke saath |

 

funny shayari

 

arj kiya hai —
ki baahar aane se pahale khinja aa gaee …
aur phul khilane se pahale bakaree kha gaee |

 

javaanee ke din chamakeele ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
ham ijahaar karane mein rah gaye,
udhaar unake haath peele ho gaye |

 

ishk ka jisako khvaab aa jaata hai,
samajho usaka vakt kharaab aa jaata hai,
mahaboob aaye ya na aaye,
par taare ginane ka hisaab aa jaata hai |

 

mainne kabhee kisee ko prapos nahee kiya,
kyoki mein maths ka stoodent tha,
bas supposai karake hee khush rahata tha
“maana ki vo meree hai.

 

taaj mahal bhee kya cheez hai,
ham isase bhee achchhee eemaarat banava denge ,
shaahajaha ne mumataaj ko murda daphanaaya tha,
ham tujhe jinda hee daphana denge |

 

ai dost vhiskee ko kafan mein baandh la,
kabr mein beth kar piya karenge,
in ladakiyon se mila hai dhoka,
chudolo se seting kiya karenge |

 

funny status in hindi

aaj kal ki ladakiy bhee gajab dha rahee hai –
baansee rotee khaake lokeshan taaj hotal bata rahee hai |

 

ladakiyo ko hot bol bol kai
bematalab sorry devata se panga le
liya ab vo poochh rahe hai
ki ab bata hot kaun ???

 

tujhe paane ke lie kuchh bhee kar sakata hoon,
tere pyaar mein jee aur mar bhee sakata hoon,
phir bhee too nahin milee to koee gam nahin,
ye phaarmoola kisee aur par bhee traee kar sakata hoon.

 

tere chehare par udaasee, aankhon mein namee hai,
tere chehare par udaasee, aankhon mein namee hai,
taata namak istemaal karo,
kyonki aayodeen kee kamee hai.

 

julphon mein phoolon ko sajaakar aayee hai,
chehare se dupatta uthaakar aayee hai,
kisee ne poochha aaj badee khoobasoorat lag rahee hai,
hamane kaha shaayad aaj nahaakar aayee hai.

 

pyaar aur maut se darata kaun hai,
pyaar to ho jaata hai ise karata kaun hai,
ham to kar den pyaar mein jaan bhee kurbaan,
par pata to chale hamase pyaar karata kaun hai.

 

kyoon kisee kee yaadon mein roya jae,
kyoon kisee ke khyaalon mein khoya jae,
vaahar thand bahut jyaada hai,
kyoon na rajaee taanakar soya jae.