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santa banta jokes in hindi

santa banta jokes

santa (naukar se) – zara dekh to baahar sooraj nikala ya nahin ?
naukar – baahar to andhera hai !
santa – are to torch jalaakar dekh le kaamachor.

 

santa banta jokes

santa: ham pati-patnee tamil seekhana chaahate hain!
banta: vo kyon?
santa: hamane ek tamil bachcha god liya hai!ham sochate hain jab vo bolane lage to usase pahale pahale ham tamil seekh len!😬😂

 

(santa) – doktar saahab 2 saal pahale mujhe bukhaar aaya tha .
doktar- to ab kya ?
(santa) – aapane nahaane ko mana kiya tha, aaj idhar se gujar raha tha to socha ki poochhata chaloo ..”ab naha loon kya” ??😆😎😎😜😜😜

 

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santa banta jokes

 

santa ka sar phat gaya….
doktar:- ye kaise hua?
santa:-main eent se patthar tod raha tha.
ek aadamee ne mujhase kaha,
“kabhee khopadee ka istemaal bhee kar liya kar.”

 

santa :-aaj phir mujhe aaliya bhatt ko kis karane ko dil kar raha hai .
banta:-kya ??????tum aaliya ko pahale kis kar chuke ho?
santa:- nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha ! 😀

 

santa banta jokes

 

santa ek baar doublai daichkair vaalee bas mein chadh gaya ….kandaktar ne use oopar bhej diya , santa thodee hee der mein bhaagata hua vaapis aaya aur bola
” saale maravaega kya oopar to draivar hee nahin hai “😄😄😄😄

 

ek neegro bas mein apane bachche ke saath ja raha tha….
kandaktar ne usaka bachcha dekhakar kaha- “itana kaala bachcha mainne aaj tak nahin dekha”……
neegro ko gussa aaya, lekin vo kuchh nahin bola aur seet par aakar muh phulaakar baith gaya.

 

santa ne usase poochha: “kya hua bhaee saahab”?
neegro ne santa se kaha: are yaar, us kandaktar ne beijjatee kar dee. . . . .
santa : are maar saale ko jaakar . . . la ye chimpaanjee ka bachcha mujhe pakada de… saala kaatega to nahin…….. 😛😝😛😝

 

santa ped par ulte latake hue tha,
banta ne poochha – kya ho gaya?
santa- kuchh nahin, sir dard kee golee khaee hai,
kaheen pet mein na chalee jae.!!!😄😄😄😄😁😂😂

 

santa banta jokes quotes in hindi

santa banta jokes

 

beevee – suno jee, jab hamaaree nayee nayee shaadee huee thee,
to jab main khaana bana kar laatee thee to tum khud kam khaate the,
mujhe jyaada khilaate the.
santa – to ?
beevee – to ab aisa kyon nahin karate ?
santa – kyoonki ab tum achchha khaana banaana seekh gayee ho….

 

santa sharaab peekar nambar dial karata hai , tabhee ladakee kee aavaaz aatee hai ” chall karane ke lie aapake paas paryaapt balanchai nahin hai , krpaya raichhargai karavaen
santa : bas jaaneman tumase baat ho jaatee hai ye hee kaaphee hai mere lie..

 

santa : aaj subah ek billee ne mera raasta kaat diya
banta : phir ?
@santa : phir kya aage jaakar us billee ka ekseedent ho gaya. ….. saala hamase panga..

 

santa mobail kampanee mein naukaree lene gaya to pahale hee savaal ka javaab dene par usako bhaga diya gaya!
savaal: sabase bada netavark kaun sa hai?

@santa: kaartoon netavark!

 

santa rotee ka ek nivaala khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithee murgee ko khila raha tha…
banta :- “ ye kya kar raha hai ? ”
santa :- “ chikan ke saath rotee kha raha hoon ”

 

santa banta funny jokes in hindi

santa aur banta sharaab ke nashe mein dhutt hokar rel kee patariyon ke beechon-beech ja rahe the….
santa : he bhagavaan, mainne itanee seedhiyaan pahale kabhee nahin chadheen
banta : are seedhiyaan to theek hain, main to is baat ko lekar hairaan hoon ki haath se pakadane ke lie reling kitane neeche lagee huee hain …..😄😄😄😀😀😀😀

 

ek motarasaikil vaale ne pata poochhane ke lie santa se poochha….
aixchusai mai… mujhe “laal kila” jaana hai ?
santa: to ja na bhaee, aise har kisee ko bataate bataate jaayega to pahuchega kab ?? 😜😜

 

santa ne ek halavaee kee dukaan par aadha kilo jalebee lekar khaee aur bina paise die jaane laga..
dukaanadaar bola – are jalebee ke paise to die ja .
santa – paise to hai nahin ..

 

santa banta jokes sms in hindi

is par dookaanadaar ne apane naukar ko bula kar santa kee bharapoor pitaee karava dee.
pitane ke baad santa utha aur haath pair jhaadate hue bola- isee bhaav par ek kilo aur taul de .😛😃😃

 

santa banta jokes

 

santa andaraviyar lene dukaan par gaya.
dukaanadaar ne use 300 roopaye ka andaraviyar dikhaaya.
paise sunakar santa bola: yaar roj pahanane vaala dikhao,paarteeviyar nahin chaahie.

 

banta wifai ko ainglish sikha raha tha.
dopahar mein wifai bolee, “dinnair lo jee”…..
banta – jaahil aurat ye dinnair nahee lunchh hai….”
wifai – jaahil too, tera saara khaanadaan karamaphoote….ye raat ka bacha hua khaana hai… dimaag mat dauda, rotee charale.