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ham us oonchaee par he
jaha tumhaare sar se jyaada unchaee par
hamaare paanv rahate he .

 

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main jhuk gaya to vo sazada samajh baithe,
main to insaaniyat nibha raha tha,
vo khud ko khuda samajh baithe..

 

tumhaaree baadashaah banane kee khvaish aisee alabelee he kee ,
jese raaja bhoj bane gangoo telee .

 

ham ho gae tumhaare,tumhen sochane ke baad;
ab na dekhenge kisee ko,tumhen dekhane ke baad;
duniya chhod denge,tumhen chhodane ke baad;khuda!
maaf kare itane jhooth bolane ke baad!

 

taareeph ke kaabil ham kahaan;
charcha to aapakee chalatee hai!
sab kuchh to hai aapake paas;
bas seeng aur poonchh kee kamee khalatee hai!

 

insult sms shayari hindi 

tumasa koee doosara jameen par hua;
to rab se shikaayat hogee!
ek ka to jhela nahin jaata;
doosara aa gaya to kya haalat hogee!

 

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kamaal tere nakhare, kamaal ka tera stail hai;
baat karane kee tameej nahin, aur haath mein mobail hai!

 

kabhee hausala bhee aajama lena chaahie;
bure vaqt mein muskura lena chaahie;
agar saantave din bhee khujalee na mite to;
aathaven din naha lena chaahie.

 

chappal chhotee ho jae to paanv mein nahin aatee;
vaah vaah! chappal chhotee ho jae to paanv mein nahin aatee;
aur garlaphrend motee ho jae to baahon mein nahin aatee.

 

e khuda rakhana mere dushmano ko bhee mehaphooj ..!
varana meree tere paas aane kee duva kaun karega ..!!

 

best insult sms quotes hindi 

khvaahishon ko jeb mein rakhakar nikala keejiye,
janaab; kharcha bahut hota hai, manjilon ko paane mein!

 

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vo shakhs jo jhuk ke tumase mila hoga …
yakeenan usaka qad tumase bada hoga …!

 

dilee tamanna hai ki main bhee apanee palakon pe baithaoon tujhako,
bas too apana vajan kam karale, to mera kaam aasaan ho jae !!!

 

naseeb achchhe na ho to khoobasooratee ka koee phaayada nahee .
deelo ke shahenashaah akasar phakeer hote hai.

 

nahin chaahie kuchh bhee teree ishq ki dookaan se,
har cheej mein milaavat hai bevaphaee ki..!!!!

 

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guzar gaya vo vaqt jab teree hasarat thee mujhako,
ab too khuda bhee ban jae to bhee tera sajada na karoon…

 

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main khul ke hans raha hoon phakeer hote hue
vo muskura bhee na paaya ameer hote hue…

 

paththar samajh ke hamen mat thukarao ,
kal ham mandir mein bhee ho sakate hain .

 

teree muhabbat bhee kiraaye ke ghar kee tarah thee…..
kitana bhee sajaaya par meree nahin huee….

 

chheen leta hai har cheej mujhase …
e khuda…
kya too bhee itana gareeb hai????!!!!

 

agar yoon hee kamiyaan nikaalate rahe aap….
to ek din sirph khoobiyaan rah jaengee mujhamen….

 

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ab kisee aur se muhabbat karaloo to shikaayat mat karana…..
ye buree aadat bhee mujhe tumase hee lagee hai…….

 

yaad karane kee hamane had kar dee lekin ,
bhool jaane mein tum bhee kamaal karate ho|||

 

jara batao to..
kise gurur hai apanee daulat par…
chalo use baadashaahon se bhara kabrastaan dikhaata hu..”