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dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ?
mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam tod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜

kuchh to padhee likhee hogee garmee ….

varana itanee digreeyaan lekar kaun ghoomata hai ? 😂😝😂

khoon mein tere garmee ,

garmee mein tera khoon ….

oopar sooraj niche dharatee beech mein may aur junai 😂😁

he bhagavaan 😬😝😜

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sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai
paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan ,
hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai 😂😝😂

teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – jameen par
teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

vaphaadaar to vo log hai jinhonne is baar beejepee ko vot bhee diya aur entee romiyo skvaad ke dande bhee chup chaap kha rahe hai 😂😂😝😜

patnee:- ajee sunate ho ? hamaaree shaadee karavaane vaale pandit jee ka dehaant ho gaya 
pati:- ek na ek din to use usake karmon ka phal milana hee tha.😂😂😂😂😝😜😛

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aaj ka sochial maidi
kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale paakistaan ko dhamaka rahe hote hain ki “ab bhee vakt hai sudhar jao”.

subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar – “givai mai somai daistroyaid husband”
ek ghanta laga yah samajhane mein ki vah “naashapati ” maang rahee thee.😂😝😂

patni so rahee thee, usake pairo ke paas ek naagin kundalee laga ke baithee thee.
pati dheere se bola : das le…. das le….
naagin bolee:
kameene!
charan sparsh karane aaee hoon.
guru hain hamaaree.

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hamaare desh mein keval ek aadamee aisa hai..
jo..
chhangai ke liye akela lad raha hai..
vo hai..
bas kandaktar!! 😀

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hasbaind : jab mein tumhe chillaata hu tab tum apana gussa kisape nikalatee ho ??
vaiph : toyalet saaf karake
hasbaind : haahaahaaha, bevakooph aurat vo kaise ?
vaiph : toyalet aapake toothabrash se saaf karatee hu..!!

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kidanaipar: teree beevee mere kabje mein hai, saboot ke taur par do angulee bhej raha hoon.
santa: saboot pakka nahin hai, mundee bhej mundee.

hasbaind : jab mein tumhe chillaata hu tab tum apana gussa kisape nikalatee ho ??
vaiph : toyalet saaf karake
hasbaind : haahaahaaha, bevakooph aurat vo kaise ?
vaiph : toyalet aapake toothabrash se saaf karatee hu..!!

doktar – aapake teen daant kaise toot gae ?
mareej – patnee ne kadak rotee banaee thee.
doktar – to khaane se inakaar kar dete !
mareej – jee, vahee to kiya tha … !!!

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daada (pote se)- teree teechar aa rahee hai, ja chhup ja.
pota-pahale aap chhup jao,
aapakee maut ke bahaane mainne do haphte kee chhuttee le rakhee hai.

ek aadamee: bhaiya baal chhote kar do.
naee : kitane chhote kar doon saahab?
aadamee : itane kar do ki beebee ke haatho mein na aa saken.

maastar: nadee mein nimboo ke ped se nimboo kaise todoge?
chhotoo: chidiya banakar!
maastar: tujhe chidiya kaun banaega?
chhotoo: jo nadee mein ped lagaega!

maidam: bachcho batao sabase jyaada nasha kisame hota hai?
chhotoo: jee kitaab mein!
maidam: vo kaise?
chhotoo: jee kholate hee neend aane lag jaatee hai!

skool ke peechhe nadee mein prinsipal doob raha tha!
suresh ne dekha aur jor jor se chillaate huye bhaaga! . . .
kal chhuttee hai! kal chhuttee hai!

ek paagal khaalee pepar ko baar-baar choom raha tha.
doosara paagal- ye kya hai?
pahala- lav letar hai.
doosara- magar ye to khaalee hai.
pahala- aaj kal bolachaal band hai.

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salamaan khaan ladakee dekhane gaya.
use dekhake ladakee kee maan behosh ho gayee.
hosh aaya to kiseene poochha – “kya hua”?
maan bolee – “24 saal pahale ye ladaka mujhe bhee dekhane aaya tha.”

riportar: sar aap dillee mein badh rahe rapai kee ghatanao ko kaise rokoge?
kejaree sar jee:
kuchh nahin jee bas ek din purush baahar nikalege aur dusare din sirph mahilaaye!
what an idai sir ji.

aimploy :-sar shart achchhee lag rahee hai aap pe…..!
manejar :- chhuttee nahin milengee…!
employ : sar sirph shart achchhee lag rahee hai muh vaisa hee hai kutte jaisa……!

girl – “tum kya kaam karate ho ?”
boy– “hindustan timais mein job karata tha lekin abhee chhod diya …”
girl- “chhod kyoon diya ? kitanee achchhee kampanee to hai ?”
boy– “ab itanee thand mein kaun subah-subah akhabaar baantane jae …!!!”

eyar hostes pandit se: sar, kya lenge?
pandit- pooree, sabzee, kheer aur laddoo…
eyar hostes –
sar aap kingafishar ke plen mein baithe hain,
vijay maalya ke shraaddh mein nahin!! 😀 😛

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