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kisee ka haath thaam ke chhodana nahin,
vaada kisee se kar ke todana nahin,
koee agar tod de dil aapaka to,
bina haath pair tode use chhodana nahin.

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laila kee shaadee mein ek laphada ho gaya,
majanoo itana naacha ki langada ho gaya.

na too chhat pe aatee na main deevaana hota,
na too patthar maaratee na main kaana hota.

jinako ham chunate hain, vo hee hamen dhunate hain,
chaahe beevee ho ya neta, donon kahaan sunate hain!!

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yaaro mere marane ke baad aansoo mat bahaana,
zyaada yaad aae to upar hee chale aana.

mere pyaar ko bevaphaee ka inaam de gaee,
mere dil ko apanee yaadon ka paigaam de gaee,
mainne kaha mere dil mein dard hai tere bina,
to vo jaate-jaate “jhandoobaam” de gaee.

main aur meree tanhaee…
aksar ye baaten karate hain,
tum hotee to aisa hota…
tum hotee to vaisa hota…
aur agar tum na hotee to…
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apane paas bhee paisa hota.

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meree prem kahaanee ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meree prem kahaanee ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
mene prapoj kiya sms se ,
kamabakht vah usakee shaadee tak pending tha |

na jaane kab koee apana rooth jae ,
na jaane kab koee ashk aankhon se chhut jae ,
kuchh pal hamaare saath bhee muskura liya karo e dost,
na jaane kab tumhaare daant toot jae |

khushabu ne phoolo ko khaas banaaya,
phoolo ne maalee ko khaas banaaya,
aur kamabakht mohabbat ne,
kitano ko devadaas banaaya |

neend aatee hai to ek khvaab aata hai ,
khvaab mein ik ladakee aatee hai aur,
usake peechhe usakaabaap najar aata hai,
phir na neend aatee hai na khvaab aata hai |

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kar diya ijahaar-ai-ishk hamane telephon par,
laakh rupaye ki baat thee, par hamane bhee
nipata dee es tee dee vaale ko do roopaye ke saath |

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arj kiya hai —
ki baahar aane se pahale khinja aa gaee …
aur phul khilane se pahale bakaree kha gaee |

javaanee ke din chamakeele ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
ham ijahaar karane mein rah gaye,
udhaar unake haath peele ho gaye |

ishk ka jisako khvaab aa jaata hai,
samajho usaka vakt kharaab aa jaata hai,
mahaboob aaye ya na aaye,
par taare ginane ka hisaab aa jaata hai |

mainne kabhee kisee ko prapos nahee kiya,
kyoki mein maths ka stoodent tha,
bas supposai karake hee khush rahata tha
“maana ki vo meree hai.

taaj mahal bhee kya cheez hai,
ham isase bhee achchhee eemaarat banava denge ,
shaahajaha ne mumataaj ko murda daphanaaya tha,
ham tujhe jinda hee daphana denge |

ai dost vhiskee ko kafan mein baandh la,
kabr mein beth kar piya karenge,
in ladakiyon se mila hai dhoka,
chudolo se seting kiya karenge |

funny status in hindi

aaj kal ki ladakiy bhee gajab dha rahee hai –
baansee rotee khaake lokeshan taaj hotal bata rahee hai |

ladakiyo ko hot bol bol kai
bematalab sorry devata se panga le
liya ab vo poochh rahe hai
ki ab bata hot kaun ???

tujhe paane ke lie kuchh bhee kar sakata hoon,
tere pyaar mein jee aur mar bhee sakata hoon,
phir bhee too nahin milee to koee gam nahin,
ye phaarmoola kisee aur par bhee traee kar sakata hoon.

tere chehare par udaasee, aankhon mein namee hai,
tere chehare par udaasee, aankhon mein namee hai,
taata namak istemaal karo,
kyonki aayodeen kee kamee hai.

julphon mein phoolon ko sajaakar aayee hai,
chehare se dupatta uthaakar aayee hai,
kisee ne poochha aaj badee khoobasoorat lag rahee hai,
hamane kaha shaayad aaj nahaakar aayee hai.

pyaar aur maut se darata kaun hai,
pyaar to ho jaata hai ise karata kaun hai,
ham to kar den pyaar mein jaan bhee kurbaan,
par pata to chale hamase pyaar karata kaun hai.

kyoon kisee kee yaadon mein roya jae,
kyoon kisee ke khyaalon mein khoya jae,
vaahar thand bahut jyaada hai,
kyoon na rajaee taanakar soya jae.

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